Why has the chicken landed? Well, I thought I brought my digital camera to snb at stix last night and I didn't. So, I got everybody in a panic including my exhausted self that my camera was missing. And the friendliest people Alyssa, Kelly, new-Crochet-girl, Lucy, Margaret, Janis, and Fran were all looking in the store lifting baskets and yarn. I completely convinced myself that I had the camera and even better I thought I took pictures with the camera. I ran home to find the camera on the ottoman. So, I call the store (because I left the snb early) and told them:
Me: The Chicken has landed (this was Kelly's idea so DH wouldn't freak out if I did lose the camera)
Sheila (in Sheila's voice): What does that mean you found the camera?
Me: Yes (whispering so DH doesn't hear me)
Sheila: Where was it?
Me: Where I left it.
Sheila: Where was that?
Me: On the sofa.
What Sheila should have said in response, "I told you so! I told you it was on the sofa at your house"
So embarassing. And what's even better was I just had finished a quick impromptu lesson on split and splice to Alyssa and the group. So, here I am feeling all proud that I can explain something and then I cause an uproar and demonstrate that I am not spazz. As you can see based on this story, I have more than a few disasters.
Tell me about some of your disasters and participate in my knitting disaster contest.
5 threads:
- At 2:43 AM IrishGirlieKnits said...
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What a fabulous package!! I love the owl!! He is too cute! I just bought my sister the bertie botts too and didn't realize how gross they were either!
- At 9:27 AM Unknown said...
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Love Errol, I learned long ago never to eat those beans. I was a spaz last year when after a successful sale I hid my cash to keep it safe. The house was really clean before I finally found it. No real panic just huge frustration.
- At 2:14 PM C+SK said...
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LOL LOL LOL It happens to me all the time, my watch, my keys, my glasses....
- At 3:24 PM Anonymous said...
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Glad to see your package arrived safely and that you enjoyed the goodies! :)
But who am I? Ask three questions, I'll tell you no lies. I'll "specialis revelio" who's hiding behind this Weasley-ish disguise! - At 8:28 AM Kelly said...
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I knew it was at your house! (Because that happens to me all the time) I'm glad you found it.